And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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