Welp...herpes.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I think people are normalizing furries
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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