is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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