Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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