So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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