Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
