Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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