So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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