it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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