Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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