So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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