Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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