There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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