ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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