You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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