How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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