Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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