Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I understand Curling. That high.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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