bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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