Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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