yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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