i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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