I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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