you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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