It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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