Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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