her vagine was all disorganized.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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