Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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