She announced her abortion via fbk
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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