4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
are you so shy because you have an std?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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