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(708): View more from Illinois

i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.

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(713): View more from Texas

PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering

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(607): View more from New York

The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.

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(707): View more from California

I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER

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(650): View more from California

I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year

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(847): View more from Illinois

Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership

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