this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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