yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I deserve this hangover.
God, I missed his penis.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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