I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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