turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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