quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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