That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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