She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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