he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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