and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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