My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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