Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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