We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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