She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
