His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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