Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
sick fucks of a feather flock together
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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