Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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