Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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