My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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