I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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