p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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