So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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