Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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