did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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