i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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