Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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