I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
i've created a new STD.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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