You made me cry and you don't even care
Kiss
Puke
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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